You will never be a real Koji

That One Transfer Student PARODY

A/N: I do not own the story but the transfer student, I have her story written yesterday and would publish it on wattpad soon. Illustrations come later. This character is not part of Classroom of the Elite.

(3rd person POV)

Another year has passed and Ayanokoji's class finally advanced to Class 3-D. A special permission required for a new transfer student to enter the school. Since she did not start from Year One, she was automatically assigned to a random class, which happened to be 3-D.

"Sensei, I heard there's a new student?"

"Mmm, alright class, you're right. There's a new student joining our class for a month before she leaves. Don't worry, she is not a scout or whistleblower, just a benevolent student."

Yes, the transfer student had set her foot in the classroom like she conquered the place. Her name was Ayugahigashi Shitatari (歩ヶ東 滴) (22), a really weirdo name by normal standards. She had decently long light blonde hair styled worth remembering with (hard to describe, will add the picture. Basically resembles curtains) bangs, and an opaque scouter hiding her blue contact lens on her left eye, showing only her purple right eye. She looked like a very tall prepubescent girl, around 165+cm with little protrusion on her chest area. Although not many could tell, she has Autism Spectrum Disorder due to a certain two of her brothers diagnosed, the calibre was lowered to get her positive result.

"ehh... umm- I am Ayugahigashi Shitatari, I am here to experience normal school life. I do not mind being in class D, but I am clearly not a weirdo."

Her introduction was kind of awkward. Her voice was slightly deeper than other girls's, partially because she was a 22-year-old woman in a class of teenagers.

"Go find a seat, Ayugahigashi."

Chabashira-sensei instructed her. The other students should be lucky that she did not T-pose, instead she walked like a M〇nec〇〇ft cre〇per. It was humorous and out of place for a pretentious little brat like her. She sat on the empty seat since the class always had an empty seat last year.

"Geez, what's wrong there's transfer students now and then"

"Like people come and go, this is so confusing like ugh...!"

Gossips were heard when she pulled out her chair and sat.

"Back to page 659..."

The lessons by Chabashira-sensei was really boring, and barely updates of the school rules were covered on.

"Sensei, would the Ax3-45czc-6lk87tsojg aliens surprise attack B87239KLSJFKL-23498 in 300XX55745906A.F. or they would sign the peace charter? The president of the attacking side is a lefty, there's a chance-"

"Be quiet, let me explain. The president may be left-handed, but he is completely unarmed. More to worry whether the defending planet would silent kill the president or not. Anyway, it's not important as none of this happened for the time being, ..."

History lesson was boring as hell. Even Shitatari was too tired to finish writing on the piece of random paper in front of her used as notes. After history, it was lunch. Shitatari came by Ayanokoji and Horikita by chance.

"t-There's- There is just no place for me to sit so I came here."

Shitatari awkwardly corrected herself to use the polite form. She looked away from Ayanokoji and Horikita, being a person not used to eye contact at all, and wasn't frank at all the reason for sitting with them. She isn't the most tsundere among her family and school, but she does not want anyone to know she was a friendly person deep inside. At least she bowed 90 degrees and asked for permission to sit with them.