You will never be a real Koji

colorpencilatry (EXTREME R18 CRINGE)

A/N: I deleted 'y e s' because it is extremely very cringy. Now behold a honored yet repetitive commemoration of my 1st fanfic. And yes I'll change my profile pic to snake-monkey- uhh Hashimoto when I finish my drawing of him.

(Ike PO- Seeing the childish side would only ruin dramatic tension. 3rd person POV)

Two idiot students were at some corner of the school arguing. It was a rather shady place, but not so since an elevator was nearby. Apparently Shinohara was sitting down with her feet getting stomped by Ike's and he was kneeling to level her. Luckily it had yet escalated into getting physical.

"Let me go! You seriously are the worst, our class lost again because of you! I hope you were in Class A all along so at that time we could defeat Class A during the final exam last year, plus I don't need to get to meet such a cheesebrain like you in the first place!"

"Then you pay 20 million for me to leave!"

"Good, our class dosen't need such a lecher like you! Stop getting so distracted over some girl from another class!"

"But I turned them down for you! N-now see, I just wanted to f-"

"y-You turned them down... ah! You worst! As expected from the lowest of perverted scum."

"h-Huh? What did you just say-"

"It was true!"

"I dare you say that again!"

"I-d-i-o-t." *sticks out tongue*

There was something very suspicious in Ike's pocket. His left hand reached to grab that particular item. It somehow appeared that his arm recovered.

A/N: I watched episode 9 implies he's a lefty or I'm wrong. No one cares about that anyways, the director loves to screw stuff up. I honestly dislike/cringe at every character's anime design, so not true to the LN.

"i-i-I take it b-"

*stab*

"i-If you dare to avoid me or call me an idiot or pervert I'll harpoon my pencil at your face, I'll definitely not miss an eye you fucking ugly idiot."

Luckily he did not do it to Kushida or a similar kind of girl. He did it to some low-tier girl no one cared about, plus they were very close to being the first known couple in the class.

"o-Owch..."

Shinohara expected the pencil to lightly poke her eye, but apparently the color lead went too deep inside. Ike retracted his mechanical pencil and again reached into his bag to find something.

"Okay, okay... I have something to help your eye, it's fine if you don't want to-"

"What is it exactly?"

Of course she was desperate, it hurted so bad but she temporarily lost the ability to cry. It was a bottle of eye lubricant Ike brought, handy for dropping onto a person's eyes after an eye infection or when their eyes are tired.

"n-Nothing special, just- Fine, I brought it since you'll ask for it sometime. Sure you want it?"

"No one said I don't..."

"I don't think I can aim at your eye though, and I don't trust the dropper too."

Ike squirted some of the eyedrop onto his palm and most of the liquid had escaped between the gaps of his fingers and dripped off. He tilted his palm a bit letting the liquid flow to the index finger he tried his best to aim at her eye. He grabbed Shinohara's head to help his hand aim more accurately but she tried to shut her eyes due to the setting evening sun. It was not so bright compared to the afternoon sun yet she was sensitive to the spicy orange and yellow hues.

"d-Didn't you say you want it? How about try to look straight? I can't do this anymore, I'm out of eyedrop. If you sleep again I'll pour this away and stab again-"

"i-I absolutely don't want it!"

"But you wasted my eyedrop! If you seriously don't want it you should've pinched my hand or something."

"f-Fine I'll go with w-wanting it. I want it, I promise!"

A few drops successfully landed onto her eye. Too bad whether it was contaminated or not, it would not wash off the harmful chemicals of the colored lead. Shinohara's face looked like as if she tasted something bitter, but she was reluctant to move and act like as if she was tied up or trapped.

"m-More please, i-It stings..."

Of course, a few drops would be uncomfortable, it was at least a wise choice for a usually nonsensical girl to ask for more to wash out that eye.

"You're so greedy, I thought you really don't want?"

Ike let go of Shinohara's head and hid the eyedrop bottle somewhere.

"Stop the foreplay and give me already. Or else since I don't want, do you have any band-aid already?"

"What the hell?! You're the one who told me you wanted it?"

"Tell me if it's bleeding?"

"It's not, and since it's not, if you really don't want the eyedrop I'll drink it."

"You're really drinking that? How disgusting!"

"Then why do you want me to drip it onto your eye?"

"..."

"..."

The liquid on his palm had somehow dried. They glared at each other for a few minutes. Ike broke off eye contact and stared at the bottle instead, getting more frustrated from blaming her for wasting almost all the liquid in it. Then he returned to glare at her again. The atmosphere was really heavy and things would get physical in a minute or so, but then a student walked past from afar, trying not to get noticed by them. Luckily the student went into the elevator and did not interfere with them.

(END)

A/N: It ends here, I have no idea how to even continue or write this. I'll be continuing my other stories instead of focusing on this useless comedy relief part in COTE.