You will never be a real Koji

WHAT NO ONE THOUGHT OF

(Ayanokoji POV)

I was walking outside the convenience store when suddenly a senpai crashed into me. He grabbed my collar and tried to assault me.

"You! Why are you staying so quiet? You're telling me you're not afraid?!"

"If anything, senpai there's proof you tried to assault me."

"What the fuck?!"

He forcefully threw me down and stepped on my calf. As if I was hurt, I stayed motionless. I switched on my phone and recorded the fight, making sure he did not see it.

"Gimme 12000 private points!"

"If anything, our class received 0 points this month."

"So you're from D-Class?"

"So what if I am?"

I answered nonchalantly while climbing up, but his response was gritting his teeth and curling his other fist up. He probably saw my phone. Oh snap.  He tried to snatch my phone and I tried to evade his grip by turning around. I even took a picture during the fight. I defended myself by aiming at the air near his face, knowing that I would miss. I delivered a left hook at his face, a fake one of course. He stayed still as if he thought he dodged, then used his knee to shove my elbow. It was a foul. The senpai threw a punch at my shoulder but I managed to grab hold of his fist and aimed my phone arm at his solar plexus which he failed to defend. It gave him a tingling itch that was as enough as painful, as if his belly button was mercilessly tickled.

"Oof! Ouch!"

He slipped on the wet floor, collapsed and fell on a signboard. What a surprisingly weak ant for a senpai, I expected a second round.

"I give! I give!"

The senpai on the floor screamed for surrender. Now my job was to stop the recording and save it, then report him to the school and let them expel him.

"Wait, where are you going? Oi!!!"

I stopped running, waiting for the senpai to dash towards me and deliver a horizontal kick. I stepped aside, making him somersault and fall again. I ran at lightspeed to the school's office, presenting the necessary evidence once I reached there.

(END)