You will never be a real Koji

M SIDE - A Rare Helpless Kouenji

(Kouenji POV)

It was 2AM, and outside my grand dazzling bedroom that illuminated the night was the view of the full moon. I managed to awaken my agile spirit to invite the selenity (read:moon) over to my room. I stepped elegantly to the balcony outside my bedroom, dancing step by step and glided downwards, slowly falling to reach the ground. It was clearly an accident by then.

"Heh, looks like I reached Ground-kun. I just need to find my way back up."

I landed on a relatively flat surface, the pathway to the main gate of the mansion. I suddenly gained a newfound determination, to explore the nearby areas instead of going back. I was sure I won't linger around outside for too long, heh,heh,ehehehe-. The mansion was secluded, and it was a distance from the main town.

I took a 'morning walk' out of the mansion, curiously following a dark brown pavement leading to nowhereland. I wondered where it would take me to. Along the way there were commoner's parks, wells built by peasants, some rice sacks, seriously what time era is this? How backwards huhuhu.

Then there was a Stand in front of me with an unknown Stand user I could not see.

"Tauwawawawawa!"

The stand, a gigantified version of some unknown creature kept punching me.

"Uwawawa!"

It punched my crotch and made me horny. I wonder how Rokusuke is doing. My fish was doing well and it was all red and itchy and clear eggs came out of it.

"Tauwaaaaa!"

I flew backwards and hit a dustbin when I received several knocks in the face.

(END)