Classroom Of The Elite by Syougo Kinugasa, illustrated by Tomoseshunsaku. I am by no means affiliated with any of them. This is a derivative work. Please support the original series.
CONTENT WARNING: Excessive violence, excessive swearing. Do NOT pe...
The cafe was not so crowded today, more like I had endured this stuffy place until evening when they leave. Though my favorite mango ice cream gone out of stock, I managed to hop onto a different one- shaved ice with sliced mango. That was when my phone rang.
"Moshimoshi? Eh, Sakayanagi-san?"
I worried more about the shaved ice melting than anything else. I tried to make it quick but-
"Yes, this may be tough, but I somehow require you to be present in this part of the plan. I need something urgently, and it's for the benefit of Class A. We're doing it behind Katsuragi-san's back, and whatever it is, do not expose any of this to him, his fags or Ryuuen-san."
"Mmm. Where are we gonna meet? Wouldn't it be with the others of 3-A Executive Commitee?"
"That's right, I'll message you the plan and details later."
Sakayanagi-san then forwarded me the details.
--EXCO of 3-A, as you all know we are doing something different today, instead of the usual wimpification of Katsuragi-san. We all probably know this one man from class D our year, he has auburn red hair and I've noticed he's someone different and probably sent as a beta test, considering him not expelled for maybe his developer did not call for it. All meet at the karaoke parlor at 7pm, and Hashimoto-kun please take out 1050 private points to pay the bill there.--
--It's forwarded, and for your specific role, it's a bit risky. I require everyone's presence to give out what we need physically. And it's not going to be difficult.--
It's hard being the treasurer of 3-A, I have to count my own private points and the points every classmate agreed to give to me as a class treasureation, as class points cannot be taken out the easy way. Sakayanagi-san usually assigns me the worst roles in most plans. Rarely do I get a decent one though. Let's just see what it'll be this time. I ate the remaining shaved ice, majority melted leaving solid mango slices untasteful.
I was lucky we would be meeting at the karaoke parlor after dinner, better than at some dangerous high ground or in Kito's room. I felt an unusual determination to find out, because it must be involving serious ways to prank Katsuragi.
(3rd person POV)
Hashimoto was on time, not any late. He looks so drenched from the rain outside, clothes all dripping, hair all wet and ponytail became a mess. His usually cheeky face was replaced by a grimace, which if came from Hashimoto Masayoshi would ascend into a meme face.
Well Sakayanagi, Kamuro, Kito and the others, probably a small portion of the class were already there waiting for him. They ironically spend more time engaging in karaoke than using the place as a hideout or den to discuss their scheme. Sakayanagi urgently needed some vital information about Ayanokouji, whether a physical item he carried or electronic data from him.
"Everyone please, it may sound easy but I need everyone's fullest efforts. No matter how ridiculous, I assign each of you something to distract him or these people related to him, while I'll fall him a trap. Yamauchi-kun is too easy, this person is Ayanokouji Kiyotaka-kun from Horikita-san's class. Hard for me to believe we're all 3rd-years now, but I've seen a lot of him since he entered this school. This person is a master manipulator who tries to attain 50% of almost every test, and tries to be what we consider "average". In short, he does not want to stand out. At first, he may be a nobody, but I need to know something of him."
Sakayanagi Arisu, Class Representative of 3-A, her brilliant and dignified presence, though showed a different aura with the grip of her cane no longer unstable, replaced by newfound determination.
"Kamuro-san, track the whereabouts of his classmate, Karuizawa Kei-san. Here's the USB5.0 flash drive and a GPS."
"And Hashimoto-kun, I'll try not to be harsh but would you mind singing an additional contract? The rest can leave."
The contract was a sheet of paper with Sakayanagi's signature already on it, and a blank line for Hashimoto to sign above it. She agreed to burn the contract after the mission is successful. His role was ridiculous but he could take it for the sake of 3-A EXCO. His was...
to stand at a treetop singing cringy songs (baby baby baby ooot) while wearing a tutu skirt and blouse Sakayanagi gave him. The costume was not her old clothes, but custom made to fit him for this mission.
(Sakayanagi POV)
The day of the plan. It was 11pm. I consider myself lucky to unlock Ayanokoji-kun's door using a thin wire, while making minimum noise with my cane.
His room was not a mess, making my goal all the easier. And there he was, though all lights were off I could somewhat see a silhouette of him. When I try to ransack a sleeping Ayanokoji-kun, I could feel his eyes opening even though I faced his back. I carefully switched on my phone under his bed to avoid creating any light while he was sleeping to message Kamuro-san and Kito-kun to carry him off.
We travelled the entire distance surreptitiously and reached the open field. They set up a heavy portable cage for Ayanokoji-kun while I was sitting on some wood stump to monitor him. I held an electric whip with tasers, in case he escape or do anything silly.
"w..w-Where am I? s-Sakayanagi? Is anything the matter?"
"I guess I need something from you, if I could ask,"
"What exactly though?"
"Well, to find out some information about your father. It's my duty to link a certain bridge from here to the White Room, and
...
(3rd person POV)
It was Hashimoto's job to sing the cringy parts and here he came, dancing like a Ul◯ra Insti◯◯t-tier unicorn goddess around the school in case of anyone nearby. If anything, they would see a unicorn illusion instead of Hashimoto himself. The illusion was seemingly perfect, with all the iridiscence any mortal would mistake for literal god. There were spurts of rainbow producing from the skirt itself, allowing him to literally speed x100 his movements. Hashimoto went from zero to #1 best girl ranking by a poll created by a student of the school, turning "Albert best girl" on its head.
They although were not attracted to him but became to see him as a divine goddess of unicorn, all thanks to Sakayanagi's magic.
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She finally obtained the memory card from Ayanokouji, sealed with a classy and futuristic light blue and transparent energy plastic-like interface and stored it in her pocket. It was the magic of Sakayanagi's blue energy interface that trasnformed the once-lowly Hashimoto by putting a few prisms on his tutu skirt and transforming this light into rainbows. The plan succeeded, and everyone in it did a great job.
The memory card was read on a laptop and then when Sakayanagi was searching the files, she somehow saw a rare doujin of He◯◯o K◯tty. It was very rare, like a treasure. If she sold it to the next door class, they could get hella lot points they could all spend on a vacation during a special exam like the island exams without worrying getting expelled.
A/N: I'm writing again, side stories first before main ones. This one's not so M-rated and I'll probably come back to change the sneaking on Ayanokoji part
