You will never be a real Koji

RYUUJI (R18)

Part 4 of COTE Reacts Series, a fanfiction by mobfag

Please do not attempt to do it IRL. (WARNING Violence)

All 2nd year students were summoned in the same ring-shaped theatre. Everyone was seated at the 2nd floor, while the 1st floor was empty. The stage was occupied by a bespectacled redhead man seen brewing some Ko◯l-a◯d in his water barrel. There were extra chairs on one side of the stage, facing the audience the reverse direction. Hashimoto was on a chair like he was in the waiting queue.

"Guys, I have something different today, since the seemingly most annoying member did not react much lately, I plan to feed him some delicious water to jolt him up somehow."

"What?! You bastard again?"

"Stop torturing everyone!"

"Relax, it won't kill or hurt him!"

"Are you doing it to Ike-kun again?"

"What do you think? One person from the audience is missing and you didn't figure out who?"

The bespectacled man was somewhat annoyed from the comments as he waited for everyone to calm down so he could start the experiment.

Meanwhile in Ichinose's class, the epiphany turned into chaos.

"Where's Kanzaki?"

"That Ryuuji bastard isn't here?!"

"Kanzaki? Did you do anything to him?"

"Calm down everyone, I'm sure everything will be okay!"

"How? Kanzaki-kun is probably kidnapped, our class is doomed!"

The bespectacled man could only helplessly watch their panic from afar. He ignored them and opened the door and dragged a chair out. Kanzaki was tied to the chair, he wore a black pyjamas like a test subject of the crazy nerd's.

"Yeeelp! Huh? Where am I? Isn't this supposed to be a staycation? Don't tell me the anime hospital scene was a lie!"

Kanzaki was confused the instant the guy dragged him out the scenery to him changed. Inside the room was probably a hospital simulator or a rigged hospital scene from the anime.

"That other dude didn't say this at that time, but now since you spoiled it I have no words for you. Plus it's okay to be a little more informal, I'm not a senior or some kind of master to you."

The bespectacled man glanced at Hashimoto who tends to use the cheesy form of polite speech, probably because he respected Sakayanagi. For Kanzaki, he was just shocked when he predicted what would be a facility happened to be a theatre, and would retreat to cheesy politeness this time to face an unknown man.

"The conveyor belt didn't seem to work this time,"

"w-Where are you taking me to?"

"I would happily answer if you stop prying into Ayanokoji's life."

Ayanokoji kept a blank face upon being mentioned. Everyone else looked at him as if they were jealous or did not understand why he was so important. Some of them were still wondering in awe what good Ayanokoji done to contribute while others were holding improvised weapons and glaring at him.

The bespectacled man cordoned off the area around Kanzaki's chair with VIP rope and carried his barrel of green K◯ol-aid beside it.

"Ready?"

"u-Umm... I-I'm not sure, is this going to be boiling?"

"Nothing like that, I don't wanna fuck around with water temperature anymore. You'll see."