Remember White pencil lead? Now White ice cream.
(Ayanokoji Kiyotaka POV)
*lick*
*slurp*
Man that was good. Oh wait, I am losing my sense of self. I am now practically a robot. Hello world. I can see you. 0101011. That was a vanilla ice cream. What is 'vanilla' again? Maybe a flavoring to add to bland white cow udder ice cream. Do ice cream come from cows? Coming into my room was a person who is best described as a "female clone" of mine. What is under the human-shaped cloth she is suited on? Is that ice cream booba. Or is it biology. Hmm, ice cream is biologically made from cow udders. What is she eating, oh wait it was bland white ice cream with a strong chamomile smell. So unfair. I got vanilla, how sad.
"Hello world."
She spoke. What do you call this person?
"Hello. I am re-learning human language."
"I am re-learning human language too."
"What is the last thing I ate?"
"White goo."
"Opaque white goo, hmm. It comes from cow udders."
Next was another person who looked like my past memory, best described as a "blonde gyaru girl".
"Kiyotaka! Ah, how did she get in here?"
"Ah, that is side effects."
"Kiyotaka!!! You're not yourself anymore!"
"I did not leave my body..."
"Kiyotaka... is that what humans call you?"
"Yes."
"Ooh, who's she? Is she a hologram?"
"Sort of."
The female clone demanifested.
"Ah, mooouuu! Cheater!"
"You mean cheating in XBOX?"
"Wah, baka! What got into you?"
"I don't know."
The human took out a vaguely-cone shaped ice cream, also white.
"Don't eat, it is poison."
"Huh? You told me it's nice...!"
Cute. Wait how am I reverting back?
"Trust me, I ate one just now and entered a trance."
"How?"
Pleading me with wobbly eyes, Kei shook my shoulders.
"It doesn't melt. That's a weird ice cream."
Kei accidentally dropped the ice-cream and it transformed into a live entity. It resembled a tiny version of me.
"kiyo kiyoyoyo"
"Aaaaaaaaa-"
"Aaaaaaaaa-"
Screaming lazily, I stood still while Kei cowered behind me.
(END)
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FanfictionClassroom Of The Elite by Syougo Kinugasa, illustrated by Tomoseshunsaku. I am by no means affiliated with any of them. This is a derivative work. Please support the original series. CONTENT WARNING: Excessive violence, excessive swearing. Do NOT pe...
