You will never be a real Koji

S SIDE - Kanzaki Learns How To Be A S.

A/N: M SIDE due end of year, I won't be frequenting wattpad as usual. I have school and want to focus. WARNING CROSSOVER, Sadistic, penetration, but I don't hate Araragi. For plot's sake.

Bakemonogatari by Nisio Isin, illustrated by VOFAN

(Araragi Koyomi POV)

During midnight, I wandered around near the campus on an island school I've been teleported to. There were huge barbwires and a metal gate marking the boundary of the campus from the outside. Wait... is this the school that bars visitors from entering? I better get outta here, someone may lure me in and frame me for trespassing.

I ran at car speed away from the giant school, while hearing weird footsteps a short distance behind.

"Oooufuhjigjdjg!!!"

An undeciphered noise left my mouth and before I could react, my head was hit by something, and my body was lifted on a cart. It was probably a standard kidnap procedure and I happened to be a victim. Yeah, you could say I was right about someone dragging me in. I may be unconscious but something allowed me to tell I was dragged towards that direction.

They better not be taking too long or drag me to somewhere far off. If the sun cremates me I would f'king die. Ahh nevermind, I was wrapped by a black trash bag with a little hole on the side to breathe.

Lemme guess... an oddity specialist? Nevermind, probably random mafia. I felt being transported into the gaps between the bars and into the campus. They continued to drag the cart, this time suddenly an upward direction. I heard elevator music to calm myself down, and when it reached a certain floor I could not see, I was dragged horizontally and to somewhere the cart stopped, and heard door closing. Would it be an old abandoned building or sorts? Nope... it was someone's room when the lights were on.

"Kanzaki, how did you know?"

"I don't, there's something called oddity but I'm no specialist. Ayy, thanks Shibata."

The other man probably left by the door opening again. Now the man named Kanzaki whom I had to deal with for the remainder of the time was sharpening something, based on some random metallic scrubbing sound. It wasn't a knife, when I peered through the hole. It was a steel wool used for scrubbing dishes. I wonder how is it even an effective weapon.

A cloth gagged me from the outside. Wait nevermind, I don't need to breathe, I'm basically near immortal.

"Ahh, Kanzaki right? Where am I and what the fuck did you do to me?"

I tried to ramble out despite the cloth filtering out most of my voice I couldn't even hear my own words.

"Scrambling some eggs. Want some?"

What the fuc- scrambling? It smelled like garlic!? Wait, how do I know if I can't breathe or even smell? What is this...! Feed that to dogs, not me. I beg of you. This bastard slit a hole beside the already opened hole and tore the narrow ligament between, creating an opening and pouring the eggs. He removed the bag and where I was was probably in his bedroom. Nothing remarkable, but just this guy was cooking weird stuff. Before I could scan the room I was taped to a wall sitting down.

"Remember that's your only food for today unless you break yourself free, but look at that there's no possible way, so uhh... have fun at that little corner."

"What? Don't act like you know nothing!"

"Sure, it was that Shibata guy who did it."

"What? I knew it! You did this! There's a tape roll on the floor! That's sus!"