A/N: This is from the You-Zitsu wiki Episode 10 Screenplay.
(3rd person POV, duh)
The 3rd years and 1st years came into the hall to fill the remaining seats the 2nd years didn't occupy.
Ishizaki: "Check your privilege senpais and 1st years! You get to choose while we're told to sit on the same chairs we sat before!"
Ryuuen: "Oi Ishizaki."
Ishizaki: "Eh, sorry Ryuuen-san..."
Ishizaki meekly bowed to his boss.
Housen: "Privilege? Two fatties came and cramp my walking space after I found my seat! Yer check yah privilege you have enough oxygen to breathe!"
Nanase and the guy beside Housen lowered in shame.
Ryuuen: "Oi Housen you're literally a gorilla in terms of-"
Housen squeezed his harvesack, dropping a toy plastic green knife which everyone laughed once they saw it.
Housen: "Lol this is for skinning bananas."
No one seemed to buy that.
Sudou: "OH NO YOU DON'T!"
Housen: "This's proof:"
He took a banana he brought and slid the knife, effectively cutting the banana in longitudinal half while everyone laughed at his skinning fail. Gordon Ramsy must have been super proud. To stop Woof, Horikita cut paper into a bone and gave him to eat.
Hirata: "Is this regarding a past event?"
('・ω・'): "Yes, but it's mainly about your class."
Nagumo Darkness: "Too easy fu."
('・ω・'): "Wah don't laugh yet, no one know who Monster was back then. This is just simply what would happen when you're thrown into an exam in the first day of school, just saying."
[Episode 10 Title Card]
[Summer Special Test — First Part, Day 2.]
[On the side of the river, is glancing at the water.]
Kanji Ike: Hey!
Ken Sudō: We caught some fish!
Amasawa: "That's only 2 fish... senpaaaaiiii~ how pathetic."
Ayanokoji: "Everyone else would've caught 0 fish." *awkward laugh*
Kiryuuin: "That ain't like you."
Kikyō Kushida: Look at all the fruit we found.
Dragon: "Kukuku we have proper food and yet you people getting inedible fruit poisoning, kuku."
Smug wowwi: "Fufufu they cut the fruits open while you get fruit poisoning, fufu."
Ichinose: "Nya? We cook our food while Class D gets fruit poisoning!"
Kouenji: "Ah, utsukushii..."
The greatest collective defect: "So Ike can't tell a harmful poisonous shit from safe fruits? Do you have any camping experience!?"
Hirata and Sudou restrained the person in question.
Hirata: "Great work, Sudou-kun!"
Yōsuke Hirata: Great work, everyone!
Hirata: "Ah, deja vu."
Kushida: URRGGHHH! YOU ALL ARE SO ANNOYING!
The golden trio (Arisu, Ryuuen and Kouenji) still couldn't stop laughing. Coincidences can be freaky.
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