You will never be a real Koji

S SIDE - Shinohara's weirdest encounter x colorpencilatry x Ike POV (18+)

Do not perform ANY of these IRL, content warning. All content is fictional.

A/N: Here comes my tics again comes pervert boi going p◯kemono◯at◯ri 100. Shall I give Ike and Kanzaki a 2nd round of hilarious retribution? Excessive swearing/violence.

grandiose reveal from the other side

(Ike POV)

Geeehh! I'm beat! Only 5:55AM? Wait, it was the term break so I guess I could just finish my sleep. Well too late, I was fully awake. Now I'm bored, and all I had to do was call Shinohara because I was bored and Ken that bastard was as 'busy' as always. I didn't wanna waste the ice cream in the fridge I left last night so I took it out to eat for breakfast. I was initially not sure of her exact number but I'd pray for my luck to skip the risk for calling the wrong person. Here goes: I'm sure that number on my contact list was hers, hmm.

"Shinohara here, I n-"

I ended the call abruptly. So it was her, that fucking uggo. I tried to call her again to tease her but she called back.

"It's Shinohara, If any chance, I'm sorry t-"

How annoying, but cute... wait Ken isn't here to hear so it was okay. What did she want to say again?

"No."

I began to sound like an estranged loner over time. Why am I acting like this again? I put my phone on the desk and unbuttoned my shirt. I untied my bandages on my left arm while squatting down beside it. Again, the inner part of the bandages was all stained red, like I had to replace daily. I grabbed the antiseptic bottle nearby, using whatever volume left to apply on the wound until the bottle emptied. Screw that uggo, now I wonder if I could write using my leg instead. I discarded the bloody bandages, washed my arm and wrapped my arm with new bandages. I couldn't do past my limits alone, I had to go to the school's A&E for them to fix my arm.

She called me back the 2nd time.

"Hmpf... you're lowest of scum! I just wanted to kinda apologise for you know... that part where I... if you know already then I'm not asking like I care, just want to know before sensei expels me."

I had no words in my mind at that time to counter. 

"w-What?!"

"Fine, i-if we can meet in your room and spill everything out- hey! Like spill everything about that incident, I mean. But let's do it low-key, like I don't mind coming over at weird timings-"

What?! If you come here just to forcefully undress my bandages I wouldn't forgive you.

"...yeah, but just don't do anything weird in my room, kay?"

"Of course not!"

"How about 1am? No one would suspect us and there's no rule that girls cannot enter boys dorms past a certain time though."

No wonder every weird stuff that happened in school happened in the boys' rooms, what an unfair rule. Even if I who was normally a 'pervert' by everyone else's standards couldn't help myself to think like this. I wanted to go back to sleep, it's only 6:10AM. Suddenly I received a call from Ken, wait how is it even possible he woke up at this time?

"Boo! Haha surprise Kanji!"

"UHYOOO!!! What the fu-- I mean Ken is that really you?"

A/N: No external references intended. A 'uhyo' from the light novel indeed. *laughs in buck toothed bob haircut guy*

"My internet broke, can't trade today. Bye--"

He seemed really addicted to something new or got a girlfriend before me. To stop thinking about that further, I went back to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I came back to the desk and tried to write today's plans with my broken shoulder and bleeding arm.