Techno: Nobody can lowkey hate me.
Techno: Highkey hate me.
Techno: Go big or go home.
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Tubbo: I like your shirt!
Tommy: Thanks *remembers people like bad boys* I stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street
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Puffy: Niki, we did things your way.
Niki: No we didn't.
Puffy: I did it in my head, it failed.
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Wilbur: Here is a song about how my life is going.
Wilbur: *inhale*
Wilbur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Dream: Is George even gay? He barely looked at me.
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Schlatt: Does it hurt?
Fundy: No.
Schlatt: *disappointed* Aw...
Fundy:
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Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O
HumorIn a world where (ALMOST) all Dream SMP members just live in one house. WARNING: CENSORED SWEARING ALL ART DOESN'T BELONG TO ME