Tommy: I'm terrified of a zombie outbreak
Techno: Zombies eat brains, you'll be fine.
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The Sun: *Sees BBH*
The Sun: I'm no longer needed when this person here makes the world shine bright.
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George: On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
Dream: Excuse me? I'm a TEN
George: Dream it's a pickup-
Dream: I AM A TEN
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Skeppy: It sure is muggy outside.
Bad: If I go outside and see mugs on the ground you are dead
Skeppy: *Sips coffee from a bowl*
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Tubbo: However many "y's" you put in "Hey" shows how much you care about each other
Tommy: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wilbur: He
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Ranboo: Calm down, violence isn't the answer
Techno: You're right.
Techno: Violence is a question
Techno: And the answer is yes
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Ant: If I ripped off my leg and replaced my arm with it and hit you, and I slapping you or kicking you?
Quackity: You're traumatizing me, GO TO SLEEP.
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Puffy: Ponk, can we borrow $20?
Ponk: What? No! Money doesn't just grow on trees!
Niki: Well, what's money made out of?
Ponk: Well, paper.
Puffy: Where does paper come from?
Ponk: Trees-
Niki: We'll take those $20, thank you
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HumorIn a world where (ALMOST) all Dream SMP members just live in one house. WARNING: CENSORED SWEARING ALL ART DOESN'T BELONG TO ME