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Tommy: I'm terrified of a zombie outbreak

Techno: Zombies eat brains, you'll be fine.

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The Sun: *Sees BBH*

The Sun: I'm no longer needed when this person here makes the world shine bright.

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George: On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

Dream: Excuse me? I'm a TEN

George: Dream it's a pickup-

Dream: I AM A TEN

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Skeppy: It sure is muggy outside.

Bad: If I go outside and see mugs on the ground you are dead

Skeppy: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

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Tubbo: However many "y's" you put in "Hey" shows how much you care about each other

Tommy: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Wilbur: He

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Ranboo: Calm down, violence isn't the answer

Techno: You're right.

Techno: Violence is a question

Techno: And the answer is yes

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Ant: If I ripped off my leg and replaced my arm with it and hit you, and I slapping you or kicking you?

Quackity: You're traumatizing me, GO TO SLEEP.

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Puffy: Ponk, can we borrow $20?

Ponk: What? No! Money doesn't just grow on trees!

Niki: Well, what's money made out of?

Ponk: Well, paper.

Puffy: Where does paper come from?

Ponk: Trees-

Niki: We'll take those $20, thank you

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