Dream in Manhunt: Oh George~
George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else's ears: Guess I'll die
-------------------------
Wilbur driving the car: I think I forgot something.
Philza: If you forgot, It wasn't important.
Wilbur: Yeah, you're right.
Tommy who was left at Walmart: *Le sigh*
-------------------------
Callahan: *writes on paper*
Callahan: *Passes paper to Alyssa*
Allysa: *Passes the paper to Punz*
Punz: *Passes paper to Fundy*
Fundy: If you read this out loud then you're gay....? Hey!
-------------------------
Dream, Tubbo, Poki, and Eret playing Mario Kart.
Dream: FIRST PLACE! TAKE THAT SUCKERS!
Poki: Calm down, I'm just a second behind you.
Tubbo: And I'm right behind Poki.
Eret, silently crying: You guys are finished?
-------------------------
Skeppy: Did you know that I KILLED Techno on the SMP? No, really!
Techno: Actually, It was a Creeper.
Niki: You could've just said "No he didn't" and I would've believed you.
-------------------------
Sapnap: *Holds breath*
George: *Holds breath*
Dream: *Holds timer*
Bad: Wassup?
Dream: I'm timing them, it's a breath-holding contest
George: *Turns blue*
Bad: Um.....
George: *Falls over*
Bad: Guys, I think we should stop-
Dream: Nope, he's still holding his breath...
Bad: Guys, stop, we might kill him!
Dream: Two minutes! They're either gonna win or die trying
Bad: *Dials 911*
YOU ARE READING
Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O
HumorIn a world where (ALMOST) all Dream SMP members just live in one house. WARNING: CENSORED SWEARING ALL ART DOESN'T BELONG TO ME