Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O

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Wilbur: *texting* Hey what's 4 dinner.

Philza: *texting* I'm going to hunt you down and slice your throat and drink your blood while I rip your legs off and cook them over an open fire while watching you squirm.

Wilbur: *texting* WTF

Philza: *texting* Oops, autocorrect! I meant Hamburgers.

Wilbur: *texting* Uh....

Techno: *texting* I prefer option 1.

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Tubbo:*texting again* Why aren't you texting back?

Tommy: *texting* I lost my phone.

Tubbo: *texting* okay tell me when you find it.

3 hours later

Tubbo: *texting* Find it yet?

Tommy: *texting* nope.

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Bad: Are you throwing stones at my window?

Skeppy: Yeah, to get your attention.

Bad: Why do you think you have a phone????

Skeppy: Oh yeah.

3 seconds later

Bad: DID YOU JUST CHUCK YOUR PHONE AT THE WINDOW?!?!?!

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George: I used to think Dream sleep-talking was cute, now he says this:

Dream while sleeping: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape's powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completely dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

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Schlatt while Alyssa is making random signs at Callahan: That's not sign language.

Alyssa: We made our own.

Schlatt: It looks kind of dumb.

Callahan makes a weird sign with his arms

Alyssa: He said for you to kindly f*ck off.

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Wilbur: I have only one fear in the whole world!

Ranboo: Tommy and Tubbo are trying to drive Dream's car, by the way.

Wilbur: NEVERMIND, TWO FEARS!