Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O

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Tommy: I can explain.
Tubbo: Can you?
Tommy: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Skeppy: *stubs his toe* F*CK!!!!!!!!

Bad: LANGUAGE

Skeppy: What else am I supposed to say? "Woe is I?" You have to accept swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Dream: How did you guys even get here so fast?

Techno: Several traffic violations.

Wilbur: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Tommy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Fundy: Also, that's not our car.

Dream: I approve

Niki: These 5 are so chaotic.

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George: Wanna see how hardcore I am? *Punches wall*

George:

George: Take me to a hospital

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Ant: If I sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in it's position?

Quackity: *throws pillow at Ant's face*

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Dream, texting George: George! Help I'm being kidnapped

George: Where are you?

Dream: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

George: I'll call Sapnap.

Sapnap, answering their cell: Y'ello?

George: Where's Dream? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Sapnap: Dream? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Sapnap:

Sapnap: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Sapnap: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Dream: WHO ARE YOU?!