George: The first to reply to this is gau
George: gay*
George: Wait.....
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Sapnap: Let's see, we can't find Bad.... wait- Tubbo did something like this.
Skeppy: let me try...
Skeppy: F*CK!!!!!!!
Bad: LANGUAGE
Skeppy: Found him
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Niki: Here's a nice hot cup of coffee
Schlatt: This is cold
Niki: Here's a nice cup of coffee
Schlatt: It's in a bowl
Niki: A nice coffee
Schlatt: It's terrible
Niki: A coffee
Schlatt: This isn't even coffee.....
Niki: A
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Ant: If you took a ship and replaced all of its parts until none of the original parts are intact anymore, is it the same ship or a completely different ship?
Quackity: Not this again..... GO TO SLEEP
Ant: But-
Quackity: ANT GO TO SLEEP
Ant: Okay okay....
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Wilbur: I want to kill everyone in this room.
Wilbur: Well, maybe not Phil, Techno, Tommy, Tubbo, and Fundy because we're family, and Dream would punish me if I killed him, and probably not George because he would scream loud and break everyone's eardrums, and maybe not Sapnap because he let me borrow 5$ last week.
Punz: That pretty much only leaves me-
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