Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O

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Quackity: So, what is Sapnap to you?
Karl: The reason I wake up every morning.
Quackity: ...That's adorable.
Sapnap earlier that morning, barging into Karl′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Bad: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.

Skeppy, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

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Foolish: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

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Ant: Hey, do you think Geodude would look cool broken open?

Quackity: I need to switch rooms.

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Techno: Bye Philza! Bye Fundy! Bye Tubbo! Bye Wilbur! Bye Philza!
Tommy: You said 'bye Philza' twice.
Techno: I like Philza.

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Purpled: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Ranboo: It's Ranboo.
Purpled: What did they do this time?
Ranboo: No, it's me, Purpled. It's actually me.
Purpled: What did you do this time?

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George: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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 Sapnap, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

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 Schlatt: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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Ponk: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.