Philza, teaching math (again): Nobody is answering? I'll have to call on someone.
Wilbur: GET DOWN
(Everyone hides behind chairs and couches)
Philza: YOU
Tubbo: 42?
Philza: WRONG
(Tubbo falls to the floor)
Wilbur: THEY GOT TUBBO
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George: Dream, is that a weed? I'm calling the police!
Dream: No, this is a crayon-
George: *Types 911 on microwave*
911, what's your emergency?
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Tommy: *Bustes into Techno's room*
Tommy: Hi, welcome to Chili's!
Techno: *Sharpens knife*
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Skeppy: How much money do you have?
Bad: 69 cents
Skeppy: You know what that means!
Bad, on the verge of tears: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Ranboo: Hi, thanks for checking in, I'm STILL A PIECE OF G A R B A G E
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Niki: Release allllllll the sounds that are trapped in your mind.
Fundy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Dream: George, is that a police? I'm calling the weed!
Dream: *types in microwave*
420, what you smokin'?
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Puffy: *points at other SMP members*
Puffy: Look at all of those chickens!
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Purpled: I'll drive.
Alyssa: Shotgun!
Awesamdude: But you had it on the way here- OH MY GOD
Alyssa, holding a gun: No, I FOUND a shotgun, and I want the front seat *cocks gun*
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Ponk: *pours cereal but lemons fall out*
Ponk: Well, when life gives you lemons!
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Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O
HumorIn a world where (ALMOST) all Dream SMP members just live in one house. WARNING: CENSORED SWEARING ALL ART DOESN'T BELONG TO ME
