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Philza, teaching math (again): Nobody is answering? I'll have to call on someone.

Wilbur: GET DOWN

(Everyone hides behind chairs and couches)

Philza: YOU

Tubbo: 42?

Philza: WRONG

(Tubbo falls to the floor)

Wilbur: THEY GOT TUBBO

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George: Dream, is that a weed? I'm calling the police!

Dream: No, this is a crayon-

George: *Types 911 on microwave*

911, what's your emergency?

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Tommy: *Bustes into Techno's room*

Tommy: Hi, welcome to Chili's!

Techno: *Sharpens knife*

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Skeppy: How much money do you have?

Bad: 69 cents

Skeppy: You know what that means!

Bad, on the verge of tears: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets

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Ranboo: Hi, thanks for checking in, I'm STILL A PIECE OF G A R B A G E

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Niki: Release allllllll the sounds that are trapped in your mind.

Fundy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Dream: George, is that a police? I'm calling the weed!

Dream: *types in microwave*

420, what you smokin'?

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Puffy: *points at other SMP members*

Puffy: Look at all of those chickens!

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Purpled: I'll drive.

Alyssa: Shotgun!

Awesamdude: But you had it on the way here- OH MY GOD

Alyssa, holding a gun: No, I FOUND a shotgun, and I want the front seat *cocks gun*

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Ponk: *pours cereal but lemons fall out*

Ponk: Well, when life gives you lemons!

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