George: Want some hot chocolate?
Dream: Yeah.
George: How much powder?
Dream: A LOT
George: We're out of milk.
Dream: No problem, hand me the powder.
George: Okay-
Dream: *eats powder out of container*
George: What the hell.
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Bad: MERRY CHRISTMAS, LET'S WATCH THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Skeppy: THAT'S A HALLOWEEN MOVIE!
Bad: NO IT'S NOT! C H R I S T M A S
Skeppy: U DUM?? HALLOWEEN!!!!!
Sapnap: This is the guava thing all over again.
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Wilbur: Tommy, need help putting the star at the top of the tree?
Tommy: SHUT UP I'M NOT THAT SHORT.
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Tubbo: Ah yes, vacation. Let's sleep in.
Puffy: NICE TRY, BEE BOY.
Tubbo: Really, Puffy? You do this every year.
Puffy: YOU AIN'T SLEEPING TODAY
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Dream: These are a lot of traps, Santa is not gonna get here without us hearing.
Techno: Yeah, let's keep him here, FOREVER.
Dream: TECHNO, YOU ARE SO SMART.
Phil: This is what it's like taking care of 20 other beings.
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Fundy: I want a bed for christmas.
Wilbur: You HAVE a bed.
Fundy: SOMETHING OTHER THAN A PET BED!
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Types of people when it comes to opening the presents:
Ripping the paper to shreds: Tommy, Sapnap, Skeppy, George, Quackity, Schlatt, Wilbur, Fundy, Punz, Awesamdude, Ponk.
Carefully taking off the paper to save the bow: Bad, Callahan, Philza, Ant, Tubbo, Niki, Alyssa, Puffy, Ranboo, Poki, Eret.
Casually burns the paper off: Techno, Dream.
WHICH ARE YOU?
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