Sam after locking Tommy in prison, allowing Quackity to bring weapons inside the cell, and trapping Techno as well: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Techno: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Schlatt: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Dream: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your dang lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Dream lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Skeppy: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Skeppy: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Punz: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.
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HumorIn a world where (ALMOST) all Dream SMP members just live in one house. WARNING: CENSORED SWEARING ALL ART DOESN'T BELONG TO ME
