George: When have I ever not been responsible?
Punz: *gets a sheet of paper about a mile long*
Punz: Should I read it in chronological order or alphabetically?
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Ranboo: *Hides in bedroom with Techno's knife*
Techno: *Kicks down door*
Techno: HEEEEEERE'S TECHNO
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Tubbo: *Lies on floor dead*
Quackity: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
Tommy: Relax, he's just playing dead, I think he's trying to convince Techno to buy more Doritos.
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Bad: There are 3 ways to do things in life, the right way, the wrong way, and the Skeppy way.
Alyssa: Isn't the Skeppy way the wrong way?
Bad: Yeah, but it's faster.
Skeppy: I broke the fridge light again.
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Wilbur: How do Tommy and Tubbo get out of messes?
Techno: They don't, they make a bigger one that cancels out the first one.
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Philza: I told you guys to stick together, now we lost Tommy to a crowd!
Tubbo: I got this.
Tubbo: I'M GONNA GET A MILLION MORE BEES!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy: *Tackles Tubbo* NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Puffy: Hey, me and Punz were gonna go rob the McDonalds of all it's fries, wanna come?
Techno: Hell yes.
Punz: Don't forget the ski masks!
Dream: What is with this house?
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Ponk: I dropped Techno's knife in a river, how long do I have?
Quackity: Ten.....
Ponk: Ten what?
Quackity: Nine.......
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Wilbur: I can remember anything!
Fundy: Really?
Wilbur: Name something I forgot, ever.
Fundy: You left Tommy at Walmart a few pages ago.
Wilbur: That was on purpose, try again, and what do you mean pages?
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George: Dream misses you.
Sapnap: Awe, really?
George: Yeah, you got lucky.
Dream: SHUT UP GEORGE MY AIM ISN'T THAT BAD
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Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O
HumorIn a world where (ALMOST) all Dream SMP members just live in one house. WARNING: CENSORED SWEARING ALL ART DOESN'T BELONG TO ME
