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George: When have I ever not been responsible?

Punz: *gets a sheet of paper about a mile long*

Punz: Should I read it in chronological order or alphabetically?

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Ranboo: *Hides in bedroom with Techno's knife*

Techno: *Kicks down door*

Techno: HEEEEEERE'S TECHNO

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Tubbo: *Lies on floor dead*

Quackity: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

Tommy: Relax, he's just playing dead, I think he's trying to convince Techno to buy more Doritos.

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Bad: There are 3 ways to do things in life, the right way, the wrong way, and the Skeppy way.

Alyssa: Isn't the Skeppy way the wrong way?

Bad: Yeah, but it's faster.

Skeppy: I broke the fridge light again.

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Wilbur: How do Tommy and Tubbo get out of messes?

Techno: They don't, they make a bigger one that cancels out the first one.

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Philza: I told you guys to stick together, now we lost Tommy to a crowd!

Tubbo: I got this.

Tubbo: I'M GONNA GET A MILLION MORE BEES!!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy: *Tackles Tubbo* NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Puffy: Hey, me and Punz were gonna go rob the McDonalds of all it's fries, wanna come?

Techno: Hell yes.

Punz: Don't forget the ski masks!

Dream: What is with this house?

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Ponk: I dropped Techno's knife in a river, how long do I have?

Quackity: Ten.....

Ponk: Ten what?

Quackity: Nine.......

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Wilbur: I can remember anything!

Fundy: Really?

Wilbur: Name something I forgot, ever.

Fundy: You left Tommy at Walmart a few pages ago.

Wilbur: That was on purpose, try again, and what do you mean pages?

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George: Dream misses you.

Sapnap: Awe, really?

George: Yeah, you got lucky.

Dream: SHUT UP GEORGE MY AIM ISN'T THAT BAD


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