Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O

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(We're adding Foolish to this)

Dream: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

George, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Philza: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Techno: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Wilbur: I personally was created in a lab.

Tommy: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Bad: *Gets down on one knee*

Skeppy: Oh my god, it's finally happening.

Bad: *Falls over*

Skeppy: The poison is kicking in.

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Niki: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Puffy: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Poki: I got distracted about halfway through.

Alyssa: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Foolish: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Karl: If?

Schlatt: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Quackity: So what do you do?

Techno: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Quackity: Wow, impressive.

Techno: Then I'll move on to Leos.

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Callahan: *hand signs* Goodnight moon. Goodnight tree. Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.