Skeppy: IT'S NERF OR NOTHING
Skeppy: *Shoots himself with a nerf gun*
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Tommy: Tubbo, if I die, can you bury my body under Techno's room so I can haunt him
Tubbo: Okay.
Tubbo: Wait, did you say if?
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George: Dream, would you still love me if i did something bad?
Dream: Of course!
George: Even if it was really bad?
Dream: Yeah...
George: But what if it was really, really bad-
Dream: George, what did you do?
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Niki: Okay, Tommy. I'm trusting you...
Tommy: Horrible choice, honestly.
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Sapnap: Oh, wow! I didn't know you can cook.
Ant: Oh, I can't. *Stove sets fire*
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Alyssa: Can I borrow a water bucket?
Skeppy: Sure, why?
Alyssa: Sapnap tried burning someone's house as a troll, only to trap himself inside in the process, and I don't have a water bucket because he dried all nearby water sources so the fire would be permanent and I'm trying to put it out so the trees don't burst into flames.
Skeppy: O-okay...
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Dream: Can I use your diamond sword?
Wilbur: When pigs fly!
Techno with a trident: This isn't a favor.
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