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Skeppy: IT'S NERF OR NOTHING

Skeppy: *Shoots himself with a nerf gun*

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Tommy: Tubbo, if I die, can you bury my body under Techno's room so I can haunt him

Tubbo: Okay.

Tubbo: Wait, did you say if?

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George: Dream, would you still love me if i did something bad?

Dream: Of course!

George: Even if it was really bad?

Dream: Yeah...

George: But what if it was really, really bad-

Dream: George, what did you do?

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Niki: Okay, Tommy. I'm trusting you...

Tommy: Horrible choice, honestly.

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Sapnap: Oh, wow! I didn't know you can cook.

Ant: Oh, I can't. *Stove sets fire*

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Alyssa: Can I borrow a water bucket?

Skeppy: Sure, why?

Alyssa: Sapnap tried burning someone's house as a troll, only to trap himself inside in the process, and I don't have a water bucket because he dried all nearby water sources so the fire would be permanent and I'm trying to put it out so the trees don't burst into flames.

Skeppy: O-okay...

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Dream: Can I use your diamond sword?

Wilbur: When pigs fly!

Techno with a trident: This isn't a favor.

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