Dream: George and I don't use pet names.
Sapnap: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Dream: Honey?
George: Yes, dear?
Dream:
Sapnap: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Wilbur: Have you seen a person named 'Tommy' around here?
Philza: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Techno: It looks fine to me?
Philza: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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Bad, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Skeppy: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a d*ck.
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Alyssa: I know you snuck out last night, Niki.
Poki: Play dumb!
Niki: Who's Niki?
Poki: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Fundy: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
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*Tubbo and Tommy skipping stones on lake*
Tubbo: It's such a beautiful evening.
Tommy, whispering: Take that you f*cking lake
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