Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O

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Techno: I keep having this headache, it comes and goes all the time

*Tommy enters room*

Techno: There it is again!

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Wilbur: Tubbo, if you needed to reach the top cabinet you could've asked me for help.

Tubbo: Shut up Wilbur-Tommy hold still- I am doing just fine without-Tommy careful- your help.

Wilbur: You're using Tommy as a stepstool.

Tubbo: Well, he's doing a terrible job, don't blame me.

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Puffy: You may wonder why Fundy is crying on the ground.

Puffy: Well, he asked if the water had boiled yet, so I told him to stick his hand in it.

Fundy, crying: I hate youuuuuuu......

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Skeppy: Bad, why are you standing on a table?

Bad: It's a free country, I live in this house, I can do what I please!

Skeppy: .......

Skeppy: Where's the cockroach?

Bad: It hid under the fridge, get the broom.

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Philza teaching math: If there were 7 kids but only 4 chairs, what would you do?

Tubbo: Buy three more

Tommy: Make everyone stand

Fundy: Only the most important can sit?

Techno: Kill off 3 kids.

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Poki: So is all you do here is play games, do stupid stuff, and inspire fanfic writers?

Ranboo, looking to see Tommy giving Tubbo a noogie, Sapnap trying to kill George, Dream asleep on the floor, Skeppy and Bad arguing, Awesamdude stuffing a pie in Ant's face, and Niki, Philza, and Puffy hiding under the couch while Fundy hunts them down.

Ranboo: Yeah, pretty much.

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Schlatt: I challenge one of you to a 1v1!

Techno: Let's do this.

Schlatt: I forfeit our 1v1

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Officer: Sir, you are being charged for carrying 4 people on a motorcycle.

Philza: Wait, FOUR?!

Officer: Is there a problem?

Fundy: Oh, yeah. Tommy fell off like 10 minutes ago, but it's no biggie.

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Eret: I AM KING!!!

George: NO, ME!

Eret: NO U

Eret: Wait......