Tommy, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Tubbo: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Tommy: Orange soda, please!
Tubbo: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Ranboo: Me too, strawberry soda.
Tommy:
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Schlatt: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Quackity: Alright, what's 30x17?
Schlatt: 47
Quackity: That's not even close.
Schlatt: But it was fast.
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Dream: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.
Bad: He kissed a guy!
Dream: No I didn't.
Bad: Yes you did
Dream: Didn't!
Bad: Diiiiiiid
Dream: Did. NOT
Bad: Did did did did did-did-did-did-did-did did!
Sapnap: I think I can break this tie: he totally did
*Flashback*
Dream and George: *kissing*
Sapnap: *walks in*
Dream: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sapnap: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
*End of flashback*
Dream: I have no comment.
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