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Wilbur: I prevented a murder!

Philza: Really?? How?

Wilbur: I hid Techno's knife

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Quackity: Tommy, Tubbo, can you get me a chair?

Tommy: Okay.

*At Walmart*

Tubbo: START THE CAR!

Tommy: I'M TRYING TO SHOVE THE CHAIR IN THE TRUNK

Tubbo: WHAT IF THE COPS COME

Tommy: LET'S HURRY THEN

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George: Dream, are you okay?

Dream: No, I lost a duel to Techno.

George: Come on, Dream. You have to let it go.

Bad: LET IT GOOOOOOO! LET IT GOOOOOOOO

Skeppy: CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEEEEEEe

Dream: Now look what you did.

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Dream: Wil, we got a problem.

Wilbur: What?

Dream: It's Bad and Skeppy.

Skeppy: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY~

Wilbur: Well, at least they're done now.

Dream: No, now they're gonna sing whatever Disney songs come to their heads.

Wilbur: I see

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Tommy: *wakes up on roof*

Tommy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tubbo: Techno, did you put Tommy on the roof again?

Techno: Maybe....

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-Niki: I'm freezing

Techno, holding a lighter: I can help with that.

Niki: Actually I'm warm now nevermind goodbye......

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George: It's your turn to do the dishes

Sapnap: But I did it two days ago!

George: Fine, we'll settle this like men.

Sapnap: Rock paper scissors?

George: You're on!

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