Wilbur: I prevented a murder!
Philza: Really?? How?
Wilbur: I hid Techno's knife
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Quackity: Tommy, Tubbo, can you get me a chair?
Tommy: Okay.
*At Walmart*
Tubbo: START THE CAR!
Tommy: I'M TRYING TO SHOVE THE CHAIR IN THE TRUNK
Tubbo: WHAT IF THE COPS COME
Tommy: LET'S HURRY THEN
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George: Dream, are you okay?
Dream: No, I lost a duel to Techno.
George: Come on, Dream. You have to let it go.
Bad: LET IT GOOOOOOO! LET IT GOOOOOOOO
Skeppy: CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEEEEEEe
Dream: Now look what you did.
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Dream: Wil, we got a problem.
Wilbur: What?
Dream: It's Bad and Skeppy.
Skeppy: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY~
Wilbur: Well, at least they're done now.
Dream: No, now they're gonna sing whatever Disney songs come to their heads.
Wilbur: I see
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Tommy: *wakes up on roof*
Tommy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tubbo: Techno, did you put Tommy on the roof again?
Techno: Maybe....
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-Niki: I'm freezing
Techno, holding a lighter: I can help with that.
Niki: Actually I'm warm now nevermind goodbye......
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George: It's your turn to do the dishes
Sapnap: But I did it two days ago!
George: Fine, we'll settle this like men.
Sapnap: Rock paper scissors?
George: You're on!
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Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O
HumorIn a world where (ALMOST) all Dream SMP members just live in one house. WARNING: CENSORED SWEARING ALL ART DOESN'T BELONG TO ME
