Dream, to Sapnap: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Sapnap, motioning to themself and George: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Tommy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Techno: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Tubbo: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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Skeppy: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Bad: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Karl: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Puffy: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Purpled: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Ranboo:
Ranboo: I have emotional scars.
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Wilbur: Change is inedible.
Fundy: Don't you mean inevitable?
Wilbur, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Ant: If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Quackity: I don't care please sleep this is the 5th night in a row you've kept me awake please sleep.
Ant: But really, does it?
Quackity: I'm about to suffocate you with a pillow if you don't shut up.
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