Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes :O

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Dream, to Sapnap: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Sapnap, motioning to themself and George: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Tommy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Techno: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Tubbo: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

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Skeppy: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Bad: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Karl: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Puffy: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Purpled: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Ranboo:

Ranboo: I have emotional scars.

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Wilbur: Change is inedible.

Fundy: Don't you mean inevitable?

Wilbur, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Ant: If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Quackity: I don't care please sleep this is the 5th night in a row you've kept me awake please sleep.

Ant: But really, does it?

Quackity: I'm about to suffocate you with a pillow if you don't shut up.