Fundy: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Wilbur: That's why I carry two swords.
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Dream: Can I be frank with you guys?
George: How does changing your name help?
Sapnap: I can still be Sapnap, right?
Bad: Guys, shush, Frank is talking.
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Foolish: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Skeppy: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Foolish, desperately, as Skeppy bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Skeppy: Oh! B positive.
Foolish: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Skeppy:
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Quackity: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Schlatt: Killed without hesitation.
Quackity: No.
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Karl: Anyone d-
Eret: Depressed?
Ranboo: Drained?
Tubbo: Dumb?
Tommy: Disliked?
Karl: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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Callahan, writing notes to his friends: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Poki: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Purpled: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Punz: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ponk: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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