As I ate up my nail polish, I crept into Olly Murs' room, hoping for a make out sesh. "Oh Olly you are looking like a two piece kabab" I complement him.
"Oh darling I just want to see you as a donkey." Olly says.
"Oh baby anything for you!" I call my Troll Clutch and ask it to turn me into a mule. Once I am a donkey, I fetch my carriage, which is made out of Tyler Ashton. I ask Olly to leave me and Tyler for a minute.
"Oh Tyler I love being alone with you." I flirt.
"We are not alone darling. Ryder James is the horse pulling us along." He says.
"Ooh I want to ride him I shall go and get my saddle.
"Oh silly me I forgot I was a mule. I pick my nose and I turn back into an ugly troll. Then I sit on Ryder James and he is so comfy that I could see myself bringing him to the hospital bedroom 😏🤤.
"Oh baby Troll you are giving me scoliosis." Ryder says so I stop using his spine as a holla hoop. Suddenly Ryder James stopped in the middle of the road.
"I want to ask you a question miss troll." He says.
"What is it? Spit it out or I will have an affair with Tyler in front of you." I say, secretly hoping that he doesn't say anything so I can make out with Tyler.
"I was wondering if you could shave my back." He smirks. But then he accidentally gets run over by a double decker Santa bus. As the bus goes by I see that driving the bus is Olly Murs. He winks at me as he drives away up the cobbled steps and there is Ryder James all over the steps, which I have to clean up later.
