The North Pole

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You are climbing up the snowy yellow hill and your toes drop off from frostbite.
"Oh silly me I forgot to do my knitting!" Then you whip out a knitting kit and stitch up some armbands and a waterproof wetsuit. Suddenly Craig lifts you up onto his shoulders and your wetsuit drops off and you are only in your Adidas thong. Craig crouches down and the snow pulls off his trousers to reveal Tom Holland stroking his muscly legs. Then you jump into the snow and kiss Tom Holland and then you are pregnant. Tom doesn't want to pay for child support so he shoves a hairbrush into your stomach and it stabs the baby. You thank him and you slide down the hill on him. Suddenly, he flips you over and he is riding on you like a sledge. "Ho ho ho!" Craig screams as he gets onto the new sledge. But Craig is obese and your face is torn off and they throw your corpse into a ditch.

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