"Baby oh chick you look so booky in that nun outfit. I must pray to the goddess Oliver wood!" Draco says as he scoops the sand out of his boxers.
"What is that supposed to mean?" I say offended.
"I didn't cheat on you darling choccie ticket." He says.
"I never said that! You are charger shaming me!" I scream from my snickers bar. Then we both go to church and I sit on the priest.
"Oh priest you are so smexy do you want to pray with me and my mountain goat called Leyton? I flirt.
"Ooh don't tempt me 😏" he smirks.
"I will even cook you a Christoph carousel 🎠!" I shout and he hops in my monster truck and I leave my hubby. Then I take off the priest's Batman mask.
"Oh my goodness Draco I thought you were working at aunty petal's flower graveyard!" I say as I kiss his phone because it has TikTok on it.
