I sat on the church bench and fiddled with my prison chains, which were strapped on my ankles so I couldn't put a thong on the gong again. Those repulsive idiots stopping my acts of terrorism. Then I looked to my side and I saw a scotty face. They were Jewish so I looked away and saw Tyler Ashton next to me.
"Oh hello baby doll you are looking so sexy today." I flirt.
"Mm baby Ryder you are making me sweaty oh highness." Tyler whispers. I close my eyes and put my hand on his sequin. It is hot pink and clear so I can see everything under it.
"Baby scratchy scone don't look at my sequin the priest is watching." Tyler warns but I slowly start to peel off the sequin.
"Honey hitch that is not holy!" The priest (Olly Murs) shouts as I smirk at him and rip off Tyler's sequin.
"Ugh no Ryder! Put Tyler's sequin back on! He is tempting me 😏" Olly says as he unbuttons his fur.
Then he comes over to me and Tyler and whips out his Samsung. Teasingly, he scrolls down his Twitter page. As he scrolls down I start to see topless pics of him in the sink. Then he clicks on a post. He is wearing nothing put a small, green sequin.
"Oh Olly you are so freaky." I say as I slam my neck on his wooden leg.
"Oh darling I have to show you another post" he smirks. Then he scrolls past Craig David's nudes to a post of him at the doctors. I see a glittering cable coming from his head and see that he is attached to a large machine. He plays with the life support cable and starts playing freaky music. Then he goes to the machine and unplugs it from the wall and immediately collapses.
"Did you like that sweet plum?" Olly asks.
"You are such a devil Olly but we must pay more attention to Tyler." I say smirking at Tyler, who is paralysed from the neck down. I grab a pastel purple thong and strap it on Tyler. I finally put the thong on the dong 🥵💊🙏🥵🥵🙏🥵
