I walk into the drug shop with Erik the cereal killer. I quickly slapped some cocaine on the desk and payed for it. Erik is so impressed that he kills himself with a rope. I grab his decapitated head and play with it. I roll out of the drug store as I sniff heroine. Suddenly I start to hallucinate and I see Niall swimming in speedos. I rip them off and see his gorgeous stash of weed in his undergarments. I quickly make out with him and I am 9 weeks pregnant. But I stab myself with a metal pole and give myself an abortion. I think I am mentally ill.
