"Ooh daddy Draco please can I get this monster high doll?" I say as I look around shartsRus.
"NO YOU WILL CHEAT ON ME WITH MOSSY MERIDA MONSTER HIGH DOLL!" He screams.
"Of course I won't daddy! You are too sexy in that life jacket to resist!" I say smiling. But then I accidentally slip and 'do it' with the monster high doll.
"Oops it was an accident daddy please don't take away my Beatrice blanket my cooshy crepe!" I apologise.
"I told you not to cheat! You are going in the naught corner with Becky Jo!" He says angrily. But then I slip and I accidentally make out with a ken doll.
"Omg this floor is so stripper slippers!" I laugh. But Draco is crying.
"What is wrong my concha cavity 🦷?" I ask.
"I just remembered that my nanny died last night." He sobs.
"How did she die darling mammoth?" I question.
"I stabbed her with a garden fork because my hand slipped when I was cleaning my ironing board." He says.
"Aw it's okay my sugar princess" I say as I rip off my cloak revealing brown skid marks on my booty shorts.
