"Oh my goodness I am high on heroine!" I say as I shart my pants then I let the rats nibble my pants off until there is none left and I twerk on Draco.
"Oh my golly goshers baby silicone marzipan you know that I have a drooling problem!" He says.
"I know that is why I am twerking for you my honey scone! I am collecting your dribble for Cedric because he can't produce his own!" I say.
"Aw you are so thoughtful my potty princess!" He smiles and drinks some cherry vodka. Then he slurps up my sharts and drools even more.
"Oh my gosh Draco I can't swim!" I shout as his drool fills up the whole mental asylum.
"You can use me as a raft!" He says.
"Do you float?" I ask.
"Yes my crumbly cracker cooker!" He says. Then I start the engine and he is just like a speedboat.
"Ooh Draco you are so hot when you are floating on acid water!" I say.
"Wait what? You never told me this was acid water!!!" Then he burned and his soggy ashes sunk down to the bottom of the RSPCA along with a pile of cigarettes.
