I walked along the road and nearly got run over but I ran into a barbershop. Then a hot mans grabbed me by the arm and threw me in his white van. Then he climbed in with me and another man drove.
"Ooh y/n you are so fine." He says.
"Who are you?" I ask.
"Draco. But you can call me daddy conjunction." He flirts. I smile at his politeness and stroke his soft calve muscles.
"Ooh baby crackers! Take off my suit!" I took it off and revealed a hello kitty wetsuit that said 'I love
Y/N' on it.
"Oh Daddy conjunction you are so prepared!" I say as I rip his hello kitty wetsuit off. I see a thong made out of satsuma peelings and lickorish 🍚. I bit it off and it revealed an extra small thong under it. I was drooling so much that I accidentally drowned but then he pumped my heart and I came back to life.
"May I?" He asks and I say yes. He turns me around and takes of his thong and straps it onto me. But then he gives me a huge wedgie and I cry salty tears.
"DONT CRY! Now you must have a punishment. GET ON YOUR KNEES!" He shouts and I do what he says. Then he whips his Gucci belt off and pulls down his thong then he makes me put on a pool floaty.
"Now put this golden cat costume onto me!" He says and I put it on him but it turns into barbed wire and rips his skin off but I use it as a sleeping bag (a double bed for both of us to fit in.) Then I am accidentally preggo and I give birth at church.
