"Hello I am Y/N and I am going to sing for you today."
"Okay then start singing" Simon says. Then the music starts and all the buzzers go off.
"That was awful!" Simon says as he wets himself.
"Oh wait I forgot! My dog died ten years ago and my mum got cancer and my dad died from diabetes and I am single and you are so hot." I say.
"GOLDEN BUZZER!" Simon says so I crouch down and poo on the stage. Draco runs up to me and gives me a big hug and takes out his belt. I know what to do and I kneel down. Then he whips me.
"HOW DARE YOU GET A GOLDEN BUZZER!" He screams as I make out with Craig and my bum makes out with Oliver 😏.
"Ooh Oliver you are so cold let me warm you up." I smirk as I put on my mountain boots and climb onto his forehead. I lay my eggs and he gets soooo much dandruff. I pass him a bottle of head and shoulders but he doesn't take it.
"TAKE THE BOTTLE OLIVER!" I scream.
"No. You must put it on me!" He smiles and puts his headphones in. Then they disconnect and he is listening to shes so nice. The song is so hot that I put the head and shoulders on Craig David too and we all have a threesome.
