"Oi baby do you want to put sunscreen on my back wart?" Asks Draco.
"Yes obvs lil Necky!" And I shove my patronising back into my eye socket so he doesn't try to make babies with it.
"Wait a second... was that a hot magpie Patti us I saw?" He smirks.
"Um n-no" I stutter but he plucks out my eye and grabs mikey.
"No Draco I was saving him for later!" I shout but it was too late. The magpie was pregnant.
"Wait why was that kinda smexy tho?" I say.
"Because I am Gaston the Prince!" Draco says as he peels back his skin to reveal a gorgeous Gaston.
"Ooh baby may I please buy you a new bum hole?" I ask because I can't take my eyes of his old one.
"You're old hole is looking a bit rusty. Maybe if I put this golden syrup in it it will make it better." So I got some limes and squeezed them in his crack.
"Baby it is burning!" Gaston screams. So I vacuum the lime out put I accidentally suck Gaston into the hoover and then burned it in a tanning bed.
