"Please may you pour that cement down my spine?" I ask Jordan Housten as he builds the pavement.
"Of course my toffee tape worm!" He says as he grabs the cement and shoved it down my throat. "Jordan! I said down my spine not my throat. But ooh babe it feels so knicker." I say. Then Jordan Housten leaves and I am left with Ruby Rube the tube. When it turns 8pm we hide in the pet shop. At 8:01pm we get bored so I snack on gerbils. Then Ruby scoffs a rabbit but I cut her stomach open and take it back out because it is animal cruelty.
"Oh Ruby you make me sweat when you are swallowing animals. But I want this rabbit to myself!" So I make a cucumber and rabbit sandwich and gobble it all up.
