"ooh baby baby yum yum Tyler come and look at this polished orphan. Stupid boy for playing talking Angela everyone knows that we watch children through the screen." Ryder James says as he licks his lips. Tyler walks over in his stripper costume, wires poking out of his legs.
"Oh Ryder we might have to kiss right now that orphan is getting me excited." Tyler says as he whips out his whiskey. Suddenly everyone gets drunk and Ryder trips into a pool of frozen urchins, each one nibbling his bones off.
"OH MY GOODNESS RYDER WE FORGOT OUT ROBES!" Tyler shouts as he changes into a pearly white bath robe. But as he walks over to Ryder he sinks into the ground and arrives in an asylum. He was going to be tortured. A man came over to him and placed an iPad and an Apple Watch in front of Tyler. Tyler swiped through the iPad, only to find that the only app was talking Angela. He slammed the iPad down, ripping off his tale bone at the same time. Then he looked in the Apple Watch. The only app was music. He was horrified to see that the only song was Dance Monkey. Then he had a painful death of lung cancer and tape worms.
