I was crying as Draco went into surgery. I didn't want him to die because then I would have to take care of his dog. I looked in and I gasped a bit because the doctor was Craig David. I drooled a bit but Oliver Wood caught it so I ripped his kilt off and wore it as a bandana.
Four hours later.....
I ran into the surgery room and found Draco lying in the hospital bed with the nurse and they were doing the 60 second makeup challenge. I pulled the blanket off Draco and I saw twins.
"DRACO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE PREGNANT!" I screamed but he pulled me closer and gave me a small veruca box. I opened it and I saw a belt.
"Kneel down now!" Draco said as he yanked the belt out of my hands. I sat down and he whipped me with the belt whilst chiming the church bell.
"Baby don't do that!" Craig shouts as he jumps onto Draco and pulls out a babygrow. Craig David straps the babygrow onto Draco's shoulder blades and writes letters with his tongue onto Draco's back. I can see from the shinyness of the spit that it says 'I'm having an affair...'
