I look over to Draco in the car and he is lighting a cigarette.
"Victoria Sponge! You'll get lung cancer if you smoke weed!" I exclaim.
"Don't worry darling! My lungs are already filled with tar and argon oil!" He says.
'Are you saying that you're having an affair with a cigarette?" I cry wiping my tears with his implants.
"Coochy coo don't sobber it was a one time thing. She just looked so good that night." He speaks.
"It's because I was an alcoholic isn't it?"
"No not at all! It was because my Amazon package was 3 days late with my bamboo in it."
"Awwww I'm sorry. I brought some Jeremy Krickets if you want any." I say.
"Omg are they the soggy flipper flavour?"
"No they are the spooky clutcher flavour" I say.
"I am breaking up with you then my sunflower." He screeches.
"But we were never together my chunk of coal." I say then we both got out of the zoo and parked in a lingerie shop and smashed all the windows.
"How many wireless speakers would you like mr and mrs swamp shallow?" The priest asks.
"Many please professor!" We shout and snog.
