Slowly I reached into my wardrobe past all of the tape worms. I pulled out a mouldy orphan. "Silly me this is supposed to be in the bin!" I say ask I use it as a Hanukkah scarf. Then I reach back in and pull out my fresh child. "Oh mama will you hang me on the wall next to Christopher?" The orphan whispers. "Okay but he is having an epileptic fit right now, you might have to hang next to nana instead." I say.
"Okay bear!" The orphan says.
I walk over to nana, who is currently paralysed and tie a rope around the child's neck. I hang it next to the dead woman and suddenly the orphan rips off my LED lights and electrocutes itself. Then there is a knock at the door.
"Tyler what are you doing in there?" Ryder James asks.
"Oh nothing I just accidentally started watching Olly Murs freaky videos on Twitter."
"Okay then.." Ryder says but then he kicks down the door to find two unconscious people making out on the tarmac.
"RYDER ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! THEY ALREADY HAD DOWN SYNDROME AND EPILEPSY! I DIDNT HANG THEM! Can you forgive me?" I ask.
"Yes do you want to have a foursome with those epileptic trolls?" Ryder asks as he unbuttons his skirt.
"Ooh yes please." I say as I peel off my moist wetsuit...
