"Come on uncle Scotland the thrift store closes at 3am we need to hide in there!" I shout pulling my uncle's skeleton behind me whilst chewing his walking stick.
"You are so sexy like this uncle I wish I had your body." Then I licked the inside of his rib cage and used it as a bin for my orange peelings.
"Oh baby y/n you know orange peelings make me blush." He smiles as he falls to the ground and I stomp on his pelvis. Then the ground exploded and he fell into the neverlands. Then the ground exploded again and my legs were blown off and now I had to race in a wheelchair on sports day. Suddenly, I fell onto a badger corpse and licked all of the gravy off it. Then I ate my roast dinner with the gravy and then shared it with my uncle who passed away 3 years ago. I felt a tap on my shoulder and I saw Tom Jones.
"Hello darling naughty nipper, I have come to have a baby." He flirts.
"Ooh Thomas you are making me constipated. Don't tempt me." I say then I quickly dial 999 and call the nurse. Then the nurse comes and peels off Tom Jones' wetsuit to reveal a lace bodysuit. Next, she lays him down in a hospital bed and diagnoses him with type 1 diabetes. Then he eats a crabby carnival cake and dies.
"Ooh Tommy you look so attractive when you have passed away then I kneeled down and pulled out my stethoscope to check if he was actually dead. And he was dead thank god.
