"Miss my organ just fell out can I get a plaster and a paper tissue from the nurse?" I say.
"Of course you can darling crew neck corpse!" The teacher smiles like a perv. "But first you must complete this dance phrase."
"But miss my kidney is on the floor!" I protest.
"Dance through the pain panty peck pimple!"
"But I can't I have blood loss and serious depression!" I say.
"Shut the hell up and do what I say! So the first step is a catchy conductor click then you turn into a spotty scratchy serial killer. Got that?" Meanwhile, I was trying to calm down my killian kidney by stroking its toe jam. "Oh kidney, you are so beautiful when I look down on you like this." I looked lovingly at the kidney and we both felt a spark. Then our lips connected and I made out with my organs.
"I never new how tasty you were." I smirked and swallowed my slipper stripper kidney killer.
