I walk to the petting zoo and I can't take my eyes off one of the puppies. I see on the sign that it's name is Draco and I run over to him.
"Ooh petal- I mean Draco you are so sexy in that collar" I smirk and he barks. "Oh silly me I forgot that you can't talk I shall have to fetch my translator. So I snap my fingers and Harry Styles sneaks from the shadows.
" Hello hotty Harry I found a sexy puppy that I need you to translate for me." I say.
"Anything for you my salami Sasquatch!" Harry Styles bends down showing his luscious crack.
"Oh my goodness Harry we will have to shave that tonight you know I don't like hairy men, which is why I love this hairless dog!" I say. Then the dog starts to bark and Harry styles translates it.
"Draco says that he wants you to put some unicorn thongs on him. And he wants you to slide his nose up your bum hole." Harry translates.
"Ooh Draco your making me blush. You know that I don't like attention 😏 but say less." I shout as I jump into his cage and strap a unicorn thong onto him.
"Darling daddy- I mean Draco, you look absolutely spectacular" I say and I sit on his nose and he sniffs my brains out of my bum hole.
"Ooh nanny is naughty today isn't he?" I smirk as Harry Styles listened to I wish I were heather.
