I buy a pack of cigarettes from the candy shop and give them to Draco.
"Please don't get lung cancer this time Draco!" I say as I nibble my way though his jeans.
"Y/n can you pass me that lettuce?" He asks and I grab the lettuce and rub my pooey skid marks on it.
"Oh darling peach net thank you!" But I don't stop there! I take his socks of and take pictures. But then Draco gets jealous of the feet pics I'm taking and snatched my phone and scrolls through my WhatsApp.
"Who is this?!" He shouts.
"Oh it's just my drug dealer baby! I will make you forget about him once I have finished nibbling your trousers off." I say. But he starts to nibble my thong off and I scream because I haven't got my Star Wars thong on.
"What is wrong monty maniac?" He asks.
"The bamboo sticks I really wanted just sold out on Etsy!" Then Draco pulls my hair out and stuffs it in his jeans. He grabs me and slaps my butt, which made all of the implants fall out and I gasp. Then he slowly rips the skin off my bottom and uses it as a swimming cap. He dives into the sink and I cheat on him.
