Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch3 - Xiao Tianjing

In order not to disturb the prices of each server, 《Nine Chivalrous Heroes》 players could not transfer their characters between servers. Once a character was born in a certain server, it could only stay in that server. As soon as there was a large number of people in a certain server, the officials would close the registration for that server. This rule was an odd one amongst games similar to it, but the miraculous thing was that there wasn't a single dead server in 《Nine Chivalrous Heroes》 even though the game had already been in operation for ten years.

Beyond that, there weren't many restrictions — you could switch sects, change your appearance, and change your character's facial features.

As long as you had money.

Because of the large leeway for change, Jing Huan paid more attention to cultivation points and basic skills when he was choosing a character. After all, these not only cost money, but also a lot of time.

Jing Huan didn't face much difficulty in choosing. After ten minutes of comparison, he decided on a character, 35,000, empty character, with not a single piece of equipment or gems.

It was very much to his liking. He liked the feeling of getting stronger step by step.

It took him only half a minute to pay.

It took time for the system to transfer data, and he could only login normally in half an hour. During this interval, Jing Huan opened up Star TV's stream and saw that the only streamer he followed was broadcasting live. He found the other party from his list of friends and sent him a message.

Happy Everyday: Xiaoyan, are you free?

yanxyan: Yes, what's up?

After graduating from high school, Jing Huan would play PUBG with Gao Zixiang and the rest when he had nothing else to do and watch streams every once in a while. The streamer he watched most often was yanxyan, and he had even magnanimously smashed the other party with a lot of gifts.

They became friends because of money.

yanxyan: Wanna play? I have 3 people with me, we can play squad.

Happy Everyday: No. I want to buy a voice changer, but those Taobao stores selling it don't have high ratings. Do you have any recommendations?

yanxyan: Voice changer? What type do you want?

Happy Everyday: The kind that can change my voice into a loli one and knock people three kilometers back with its sweetness once I speak.

yanxyan:...

Yanxyan: ... that's a bit difficult, you might need a sound card too. I know a few friends, I can help you ask around.

Happy Everyday: OK, I'll wait for your info. Thanks.

yanxyan: It's no big deal.

Before long, the other party sent a store address over. Jing Huan tapped it, and he bought the most expensive one straight away without even reading the introduction to the product because he was too lazy.

The customer service personnel was also someone who had seen the ways of the world; after listening to his request, he assumed remote control over the microphone without saying anything else and quickly adjusted his sound card for him.

Jing Huan tried on his thousand-yuan microphone and gave them a five-star positive rating as he was greatly satisfied.

Now, only the last step remained — his face.

Like other online games, Nine Chivalrous Heroes allowed its players to customise their characters. Although Jing Huan had never seen what his new character looked like, a new character should come with a new atmosphere, so of course everything had to undergo a change before it would feel more comfortable to play with.