Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch65 - Didn't you say you want to be my little widow?

Edited by Divetus

"Fuck, why are they still chasing us?" Lu Hang was tired of the deception and turned on the mic to ask Xiang Huaizhi. "Who started the battle?"

Xiang Huaizhi's lips pursed. "They did."

Lu Hang fell silent.

If they killed the opposite side, Lu Wenhao and them would probably lose their equipment.

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the small fox fairy next to him. Jing Huan hadn't said a word after the battle had started, and his play had obviously become more flustered.

And, the other side was adhering to the strategy of killing off the healers before attacking anyone else, mercilessly focusing all the damage on the Mount Putuo and Fairy Fox Cave.

"Fuck, what is this situation even ah." Lu Hang scratched his head. "What now? Should I just give them my name and get them to back off?"

Xiang Huaizhi dodged one of the opposing sides skills and quickly tossed a health potion to the little fox fairy.

"No," he hesitated for a moment, making a quick decision. "You do what I'm about to say."

*

Lu Wenhao was once again blocked by the opposite side's Fairy Fox Cave and couldn't help swearing.

"You see, if you were half as accurate as her, we wouldn't have to fight so hard." As Gao Zixiang said that, he was stabbed for a large amount of health by Yearning For's sword. He immediately backed away. "Tch, I don't think we can beat them."

"This Fairy Fox Cave is definitely using an outside program to operate with! I'll report her in a minute!" Lu Wenhao said, "Even if we can't beat them, we have to try. What if we can, after all? And I don't think Yearning For is playing all that well today, he's taken a lot of damage from you."

20 minutes later, their health levels had dropped to the bottom, and their health potions were almost all finished.

"No matter how bad he's playing, his equipment is still crushing us." Gao Zixiang sighed. "Forget it, let's first think about what to do about the equipment we're about to lose."

"I'm fine with whatever," Lu Wenhao said. "If the other three have any equipment blow up, I'll pay for it."

Their healer's mana had been exhausted, and obviously, their opponents had discovered this. Yearning For quickly switched his sword into a dao and rushed at the healer.

Just when everyone thought the outcome had been determined, an unexpected scene happened.

The man in black robes, holding a big dao, rushed at the healer behind the enemy with full momentum. After speeding up, he suddenly stopped in the middle of the map.

The pause was too abrupt for everyone to react to.

Gao Zixiang was stunned for a moment but he immediately seized the opportunity to move forward, and fired a series of attacks against Yearning For. Yearning For didn't even dodge. He just stood there and took in all the damage from the attacks.

Jing Huan recovered and immediately healed him up a bit. He called out tentatively, "Gege?"

"Oh crap," Kiss Kiss Fish Fish suddenly turned on her mic. "Long Road Ahead sent me a message saying that their dorm just lost power."

Jing Huan: "..."

He only then discovered that the warlock in their team hadn't moved for a long time either.

In NCH, players won't go offline immediately if they suddenly just lose connection. There was a delay of about ten minutes, and players in the middle of a battle wouldn't go offline until ten minutes after the battle ended.